Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Isn't is romantic?

My good buddy Kris Starr got a chain letter. Here's an excerpt:

Find a man who...
calls you beautiful instead of hot
calls you back when you hang up on him
will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the man who...
kisses your forehead
wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats
holds your hand in front of his friends.

Wait for the one who...
is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you
turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

Okay, maybe I'm a complete lame-o in the romance dept., but I want to be hot dammit. I'd much rather be hot than beeootiful. I really don't want anyone to watch me sleep, either. That's just creepy-stalkerish. Besides, I drool, snore, chatter and have even been known to howl. I am indeed a strange bedfellow. It's the voices, I tell you! The voices.

Kiss my forehead? Um, no. A little too "Oh Daddy" for me. Gimme a big wet slurpy one on the smacker. And don't you dare show me off in my sweats. Holding hands is ok. But I'd rather have an arm slung over my shoulder.

Saying "...that's her". Now that's cool. Although I might get a little paranoid at first.

To me a romantic guy is simply someone who laughs at my dumb jokes, gets a kick out of my books (and practicing what's in them), likes talking to me and basically just digs having me around.

What about you? What's your idea of romantic?


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