Monday, January 09, 2006

Closed a Few More Days

But until the grand re-opening, here's a joke:

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all
the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F,
G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, all the other girls had
flat chests, but I have these!" lifting her tank top
to reveal a wonderful pair of C-cuppers.

"Errm, very good, dear," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24...."

2 Comments:

Blogger THIS! Christine said...

How much longer, Ann?

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January 10, 2006 1:25 PM  
Blogger Daisy Dexter Dobbs said...

Aaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Very funny!

January 10, 2006 6:02 PM  

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