Thursday, April 06, 2006

Can't help myself. I'm addicted!

We're gonna play Corrupted Wishes all week long here. Just like limericks used to do it for me, so does this game. No way can I get enough. Here's the rules:

Person 1 makes a wish
Person 2 grants it, with a hilariously unpleasant twist, then makes a wish of his/her own.
The next person then corrupts THAT wish, and makes his own wish, and so on.

Like so:

Person 1: I wish I had a Maserati.

Person 2: Your wish is granted! You have a Maserati. By Matchbox.
I wish I could fly.

Person 3: Your wish is granted! You can fly! You just can't land.
I wish every day was Christmas Eve.

Person 4: Your wish is granted! Every day IS Christmas Eve--and you're in retail.

You get the drift. I'll go first. Play in comments!

I wish I had tighter abs.

19 Comments:

Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

I wish I had tighter abs!

April 06, 2006 8:57 PM  
Blogger Kris Starr said...

Wish granted! You've got amazingly tight abs -- too bad you can no longer fit food or liquid into your stomach...

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

(This game *totally* rocks! I'm with you on being addicted. *g*)

April 06, 2006 10:05 PM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Your wish is granted! You have perfect eyesight. Too bad the sun just went supernova.

I wish I could sing!

April 06, 2006 10:16 PM  
Blogger THIS! Christine said...

Your wish is granted!, You have perfect pitch, and can sing like an angel, sadly your range cannot be heard by the human ear, (which explains why dogs are now following you everywhere.)

I wish I could afford everything I see and instantly want.

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April 06, 2006 10:55 PM  
Blogger Anna Lucia said...

Your wish is granted! You can afford everything you see and instantly want, but you're snowed in and there's a powercut so you can't get to any stores...

I wish I had more time.

April 07, 2006 6:23 AM  
Blogger Rae said...

Your wish is granted! Too bad you relive every day over and over like Bill Murray in 'GroundHog Day'.

I wish the Easter Bunny was real.

April 07, 2006 7:26 AM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Your wish is granted, Rae! The Easter Bunny is real, and it's spring, and the only thing on his mind is making more Easter Bunnies...with you!

I wish I had a Swiss chalet!

April 07, 2006 7:33 AM  
Anonymous Jane/FabDame said...

Your wish is granted, You have a Swiss Chalet in Newark, NJ!
I wish I could go to Europe!

April 07, 2006 9:07 AM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Your wish is granted! You can go to Europe! On a flying carpet during a Luftwaffe air raid.

I wish I could write faster!

April 07, 2006 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Jane/FabDame said...

Your wish is granted! You write so fast that your brain can't keep up. It's all jibberish.

I wish someone would do my taxes for me!

April 07, 2006 1:34 PM  
Blogger Rae said...

Your wish is granted! I did your taxes and you owe more than the National Debt to the IRS.

I wish I didn't live in Pennsylvania

April 07, 2006 2:59 PM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Your wish is granted! You don't live in Pennsylvania, you live in Europe! During the Black Plague and you've just discovered seven fleas in your hair!

I wish I could see into the future!

April 07, 2006 3:10 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Your wish is granted! You can see into the future... and it shows history in the making, George Bush got elected for the seventh time.

I wish I didn't have to work full-time.

April 10, 2006 7:42 AM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

Congrats, you no longer have to work full time. Sadly you don't work at all as the country has fallen into a second depression and jobs are impossibly hard to come by.

I wish I had a maid.

April 10, 2006 10:26 AM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Wish granted! You have a maid, Kiki! A toothless, old maid who sits in your livingroom all day farting, belching and complaining about the weather.

I wish I had a genie.

April 10, 2006 12:50 PM  
Blogger Lyn Cash said...

Your wish is granted - you have a genie, only Gene is partially deaf and instead of granting you a night filled with great f***s you get a flock of ducks.

I wish for 3 more wishes. (Okay, so I cheated - The Kid used to play D&D and I remember this one.)

April 10, 2006 11:21 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

Congrats, you have three more wishes. Too bad you've fallen into a coma and won't be able to use them.

I wish my grocery store delivered.

April 11, 2006 7:36 PM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Congratulations, Kiki! Your grocery store delivers all right! Special deliveries. Little bundles of joy in pink and blue blankets. Dozens of them. Crying and hungry. Right on your doorstep!

I wish I was the lead singer for Queen!

April 11, 2006 9:26 PM  
Anonymous Donica Covey said...

Wish granted Ann, you are leads singer for Queen, too bad you have a case on terminal laryngitis.

I wish I was a beautiful model.

April 13, 2006 4:30 PM  

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