Thursday, September 20, 2007

Thirteen Famous Quotes About Sex

  1. “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”–Robin Williams
  2. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” –Billy Crystal
  3. “My mother never saw the ironny in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” –Jack Nicholson
  4. “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” –Sharon Stone
  5. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool wth a rope.” –George Burns
  6. “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.” –Steve Martin
  7. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” — Tom Clancy
  8. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” –Rod Stewart
  9. “According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” — Robert De Niro
  10. “Women complain about premenstral syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.” –Roseanne
  11. “Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” –Robin Williams
  12. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” –Barbara Bush
  13. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” –Woody Allen

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2 Comments:

Blogger Charlie Horse said...

Barbara Bush really said that?!

September 20, 2007 12:36 PM  
Blogger Ann Wesley Hardin said...

Supposedly so! She's never been known for her rapier wit. But she did raise several boys...

September 20, 2007 12:52 PM  

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