Friday, April 04, 2008

Pardon Me, Is My Bad Karma Showing?

Behold the following text exchange with DIP this morning:

Me: Hey, my dog went lame! Am taking her to vet this a.m.

DIP: Sorry! Let me know if there's anything I can do

A few minutes later...

DIP: Did you piss off God?

Me: No, just JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!

Okay, now I just gotta laugh. This is ridiculous. From the sudden onset of her symptoms (according to Google), she could have Lyme Disease, or *drumroll* rabies. Which am I assuming it is? Why, rabies of course. We're all gonna have to get shots, she's gonna lose her head, and I bet, I just bet, the culprit was a bat.

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